Rick was so proud with Morty telling off the president
Rick wasn’t going to give up until Morty got that selfie
But..
Then Rick’s heart was broken when Morty told him they went in hiding
Rick singled Morty out of the whole family and told him to leave with him.
Rick truly loves and cares about Morty more than anyone in the family.
He only wants Morty and only wants the best for him
Draco: a little higher
Crabbe: i’m trying but-
Draco: HIGHER!
Crabbe: your shoe is digging into my palm!
Goyle: yeah, Draco, *struggles* you’re a lot heavier than you used to be
Draco: *pauses and looks down, offended*
Draco: hang on. are you two calling me fat?
Crabbe: wha-
Goyle: course not! we just-
Theo: he’s coming!
Draco: shit!! never mind. we’ll talk about this later. get me up into the tree! hurry!
Draco: *gets situated in time to play it cool*
Harry:
Draco: WHY SO TENSE, POTTER?!
Harry:
Draco: 😡
Harry:
Draco: my father and i have a bet, you see…
Harry:
Draco: i don’t think you’re gonna last ten minutes in this tournament
Harry: *finally acknowledges Draco*
Draco: 😀 !
Harry: …
Draco: *flirty ferret jumps down from the tree*
Draco: he disagrees. he thinks you won’t last five!
Harry: i don’t give a DAMN what your father thinks, Malfoy!
Draco: :O ????? wait.
Harry: he’s vile, and cruel… and you’re just pathetic.
Draco: pathetic?!
Harry: *walks away*
Draco: 😦 ?
Blaise: damn, dude
Pansy: well… there’s always next time…
Draco: shut up! this is your fault!
Pansy: MY FAULT?!
Draco: YOU SAID IF I WOULD JUST ADMIT THAT I’M ACTUALLY ROOTING FOR HIM-
Pansy: TEN MINUTES, DRACO???
Draco: I FLAT OUT TOLD HIM TO HIS STUPID FACE HOW I BELIEVED IN HIM DOUBLE THE AMOUNT THAT MY FATHER WAGERED!!! WHAT MORE COULD HE POSSIBLY WANT FROM ME??? IT ISN’T MY FAULT HIS SKULL HAPPENS TO BE THICKER THAN HIS ARSE!!!
Crabbe: woah, what
Goyle: what
Theo: hold on
Blaise: back up
Moody: wtf lol
McGonagall: wasn’t here. didn’t hear anything.
Harry: wait, what
Draco: what
every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!
you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too
Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft – an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.
My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.
Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?
Bootsrcool 