roguefucker69:

taahko:

“jedi dont have sex” is a lie the entire order has told to yoda for 900 years bc they don’t want him to feel bad that hes not getting any

Incorrect it’s bc they knew that if Yoda knew he could legally bone he’d destroy every pussy in the galaxy

yotayotayyt:

honeymustard😌💛❤

yotayotayyt:

berry&honey

yotayotayyt:

シスターなサンズ～✝

unicorngunter:

It’s 2018 and I’m still not over them

Same.

space-n-sin:

One of my headcanons is that Morty is a Star Trek fan. So he’s seen all the movies. Rick is aware of the fact. Summer, however, is not.

rad-dummy:

apileoffeathers:

rad-dummy:

reblog this post if you fucking hate transphobes

i mean i’ll respect you it’s your opinion but don’t go spewing it everywhere.

anyways reblog this post if you fucking

transphobes

the-dimension-where-rickmorty:

free-ricksanchez:

free-ricksanchez:

free-ricksanchez:

uberfagola:

windwake-me-up-inside:

luxwing:

[Rick Sanchez voice] Oh shit M-Morty, h-h-here here come the *uuurp* h-heterosexuals

rick knows that he, morty, summer, etc. are all heterosexual, right?

MORTY W-WE’RE TOO LATE, TH-THE HETEROS ARE HERE.

as you can see by this graph, rick sanchez is not straight. morty however

this just in: mortys not straight anymore

For a minute there I was actually so appalled that someone suggested that Rick, Morty and Summer were hetero lmao

reblog if you’re gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star