slightly-taller-than-a-hobbit:
Thorin, to Smaug: Fuck you.
Thorin, to Thranduil: Fuck you.
Thorin,
to Azog:
Fuck you.
Thorin,
to Bilbo: Fuck me.
Thorin, to Bolg: Fuck you.
Thorin: I’m out. *rides down a river of lava with sunglasses on*
slightly-taller-than-a-hobbit:
Thorin, to Smaug: Fuck you.
Thorin, to Thranduil: Fuck you.
Thorin,
to Azog:
Fuck you.
Thorin,
to Bilbo: Fuck me.
Thorin, to Bolg: Fuck you.
Thorin: I’m out. *rides down a river of lava with sunglasses on*
Gandalf: Mmmmm do you know what time it is? Because my cloak does.
Gandalf: [swivels around, revealing the words “TIME FOR GANDALF’S OPINION” emblazoned on the back of his clothes]

Soooo, tumblr is about to become kid friendly. Sooooo many users are about to disappear. @staff , what’s wrong w the system now?

‘You just wrote, “Still has trust issues”.’
‘And you read my writing upside down. Do you see what I mean?’Sherlock, get your arse in here and hug this man! Grrr
i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion
That final scream
Martin Freeman has a few little technical difficulties presenting the award for Best British Independent Film at the British Independent Film Awards 2018
Cameo by Henry.
Please spread the word that enrollment for health care ends Dec 15. #obamacare
Sign up!!!!!!!!
For my friends in the states.
Let’s appreciate some Martin Freeman hot kissing skills
Me:
Obviously this gifs are not mine… All credits to the creators
r00:
“Papyrus is just as interesting of a character, if not more so, and deserves all of Sans popularity,” I say into the mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off stage in shame, when a voice commands silence from the room.
“*they’re right,” I look to the owner of the voice. There in the fifth row stands Sans Undertale himself.
canon