atllas:

when humans try to talk shit about your cooking

This is me at work. (Imma cook.)

the-shuckiest-shuck:

johnskylar:

medschoolapplicant:

Physics majors throw a lot of shade considering they’re still not sure where 95% of the universe is hidden.

My brother’s (a graduated theoretical physicist) only response to this was
“WELL NEITHER DOES ANYONE ELSE!”

tyranttortoise:

thebananafrappe:

Pff XD my dude, let me tell you about my feelings for my man Classic Sans.

See this guy? This lazy, sloppy, jokey, half ass, pun wielding, slipper wearing, nerdy, intelligent, loving, ketchup swigging, pranky motherfucker? I love this monster. He speaks to my damn soul. Everything about him, from his stupid grin to his secret pain, is buried in my heart. I echo so many of his sentiments. Feel so deeply so many of his troubles and his joys. I want the best for him. I want his eternal happiness. I want that dumb fake smile to be real so badly. I want him to see the stars, and live on to see a new day, and never have to watch his loved ones die ever again. I want to hug him. He needs a fucking hug so bad, but he’ll never say it, because that’s his burden to bear and I know exactly what that feels like and it makes me so sad to watch him pretend. I want… I want him to be happy so badly. To just have a day where he can sit down, and look at what he has, and be content. My heart aches, with how much I want to give him. I haven’t been so hurt by the nonexistence of a character for a very long time, and honestly, never to this level. I want to laugh with him, and cry with him, and watch tv and make stupid jokes and eat at a bar and watch the stars with him. I want to teach him about Star Wars. I want him to teach me about science. I want to make him smile. I’d be okay with just being his friend. I would want more, but I wouldn’t need it, because he’d be there, at peace. Just how I want him. And if I could be with him… stars, I don’t think I’d ever touch ground again, with how my heart would soar.

I know it’s ridiculous. I know I’m a silly person. But I’m not joking. I love him, to the depths of my soul. So… Yeah. I suppose I have a crush ❤

I don’t usually reblog things at 3AM, but banana, you’ve absolutely nailed my feelings for Sans.  I echo this sentiment entirely, along with the fact that I’ve never felt anything that strongly about a character ever before now.  

Of course this goes for all the iterations of Sans and the skelebros, but Classic is the catalyst behind all of my love.  

I’d add to this, but you’ve captured my feelings perfectly. ❤

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