jobooksncoffee:

conversationswithjohnlock:

swissmissing:

ruinedbyliterature:

Fic Needed

I am trying to find a JohnLock fic in which John and Sherlock go to the Holmes’ for Christmas. They visit an historical pirate ship, make out in a car, and John saves Mr. Holmes in his wood shop. Anyone?

Hi that’s by me. 🙂

Ghost Stories by SwissMiss (22K, Mature)
Sherlock’s parents think he and John are a couple. They might be onto something.

This is such a wonderful fic!

This is why I love this fandom!! A person looking for a fic is answered by the author!! ❤️❤️

I loved that one.

incorrectbbcsherlockquotes:

[The coffee pot is found broken at 221b]

Eurus : So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.

Molly : I did, I broke it –

Eurus : No. No, you didn’t. Sherlock?

Sherlock : Don’t look at me. Look at Mycroft.

Mycroft : What? I didn’t break it.

Sherlock : Hmm. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Mycroft : Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.

Sherlock : Suspicious.

Mycroft : No, it’s not!

Mary : If it matters… probably not… but Irene was the last one to use it.

Irene : Liar! I don’t even drink that crap.

Mary : Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee table earlier?

Irene : I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Mary!

Molly : Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Eurus.

Eurus : No. Who broke it?

Greg : Well, John’s been awfully quiet.

John : Really?

Greg : Yeah, really!

[Cut to Eurus in the room, the rest of them fighting in the background]

Eurus : I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

ultimategamer101:

soloshikigami:

pantyanarchist:

cryptidclub:

mtndewbajablast:

mtndewbajablast:

do kids these days know abt numa numa

do kids these days know about aqua’s “barbie girl”

do kids there days know about CRAZY FROG

do you tiny bitches know about THE HAMSTER DANCE?!?!?!?

HEY! YOU ALL JUST LOST THE FUCKING GAME!

DANG, I HAVEN’T LOST THE GAME IN YEARS

I lost the game a few days ago while my family were eating supper and my little sis just smashes her hands down on the table and screams “I LOST THE GAME TOO!” And I was so shocked because she rarely swears, but after screaming that she just yells out fuck! And continued eating as if nothing had happened.

Fem!Johnlock kiss in 1986

bwv244erbarmedich:

So, there is a Soviet SH adaptation called My Dearly Beloved Detective (1986) where Holmes and Watson are women.

This is Shirley Holmes (Ekaterina Vasilieva)

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And this is Jane Watson (Galina Shepetnova)

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They fight crime

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They cross dress

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They look cute together

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But eventually Watson’s getting married and leaves Shirley. 

Holmes is heartbroken. She kisses Watson goodbye and they cry.

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Oh my… Johnlock hell is everywhere. Send help. 

Hhhnnnn

Netflix should t have an automatic play next episode. What if you fall asleep in the middle of a season, then wake up to see the character you were rooting for DIE 7 episodes later!!!! OR Ssonething else equally horrible!

Maybe the moral of the story is don’t fall asleep while watching something you don’t want spoilers for?

why-cant-people-just-think:

Martin Freeman appreciation post:

  • One of my favourite Jawn moments:
  • HIS LAUGH. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO PRECIOUS.
  • THE BEARD. THE BEARD.
  • STARTUP FREEMAN IS SOMETHING ELSE.
  • I LIKE THIS RED CARPET LOOK SO MUCH (His eyes are so pretty):
  • He looks so adorable in this interview:
  • JUST LOOK. AT. HIM
  • ………

I mean, who can blame Sherlock? 🙂