waitwhatdidtheysay:

ladysnowofmpls:

automatic-caution-door:

ok this is really sweet

[captions]

Girl: “You glue them on.”

Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.”

Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”

Girl: “Have you never heard of gluing them on?”

Dude 2: [incredulous] “No!”

Girl: “Watch this.” [she removes her eyelash]

Dude 1: [slightly panicked] “No, I- STOP.” 

Dude 2: [shocked gasp] [pause] [concerned] “Do you still have eyelashes?”

Girl: [laughs]

pale-silver-comb:

novemberhush:

american-auror-story:

catsbeaversandducks:

OH MY HEART

“I’m not ready for kids” LOL

@pale-silver-comb I saw this and was reminded instantly of your adorable Sterek ficlet where the ducklings imprint on Derek!

I love this because this is exactly what would happen if ducklings imprinted on Stiles, rather than Derek. Of course he’d record the whole thing, and the “aw man I’m not ready for kids” BUT HE’S TAKING THEM HOME ANYWAY BECAUSE “THESE DUCKLINGS NEED A MOM, DEREK, AND I’M IT.”

“Stiles, we already have three dogs, I don’t think – oh my god….DID YOU BUY THEM OUTFITS?? WHEN DID YOU HAVE TIME TO BUY THEM OUTFITS??’

“Never underestimate an emissary, Derek. We are powerful, ridiculous beings.”

@stilesbansheequeen because you’re in this with me now

politicalprof:

nikator:

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

espressokisses:

critically-yours:

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

flyerfemalecompanion:

notoriousthuggg:

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

Please reblog, this is so important.

I needed this

Is this foreal?

Yes it’s a real service. I do volunteer work for a rape crisis support service in my city and texting is one of the features we provide as well. But just to boost its credibility, I tried it myself:

reblog to save lives!

You can also text “Steve” to 741741 if you’re a young person of color. The website for more info is stevefund.org

My understanding is that it’s more multicultural and some folks feel more comfy with that in mind!

^^^^^THIS

get help guys, please. if you’re hurting, don’t let that hurt consume you. seek help.

I never knew this. It’s spectacular.