1/2 + 1/2 = 1

justgot1:

Alex the robot is reading me porn as I do my actual, paid work, which is boring as fuck and which I already know will not be what the guy wants, because I know him and he’s a pain in the ass like that.  

But, I had two cups of half-caf (that’s one cup of full-caf, if you’re counting), which has left me wide awake at nearly … *checks* … 2 am.  It’s my punishment for laying around like a wet towel all day.

To whoever it was on my dash today who rec’d michi_thekiller’s You Give Me Fever – THANK YOU.  Jesus fuck, it is stunning.  Erotic and beautiful, a teen greaser!Lock AU and not at all what I was expecting.  Just – go read, seriously.  Like, right now.  I’ll wait.

angry-shaman:

alien-leftist:

cuentosallaround:

bigwordsandsharpedges:

skypig357:

Lmao

modern art

Okay, at this point there has to be something wrong with me, right? I’ve watched this 20 times in the last half hour, I still don’t know what they are saying half the time, but it doesn’t seem to matter because i’ve been crying my eyes out laughing for the entire last half hour …

@avoidfilledwithcelluloid

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