the-cumberbatchs-stupid-penwing:

“You knew it”– said Sherlock, John stopped reading his newspaper-“I beg your pardon?”-John answered back –“You knew I was alive, you kept texting me persistently egging me on”-He continued, Sherlock opened his phone and he started reading:-’Do you mind if I play you violin?’ ’Lestrade wants help with a case, you would like it’ ’Let’s have dinner’ ’Didn’t work for Irene eitheryou kept texting me hoping I would text you back"-he added- “I didn’t know that you have received those messages at the end”– John answered back-“ Thanks for believing in me, John”– he said –“Nothing in the world would convince me that you told me a lie”– John added.

(Something little for today)

insomniac-arrest:

quicsilver:

why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had ur back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.

I’M SURROUNDED BY GOLDFISH AND I DONT LIKE IT HOW DOES MYCROFT SURVIVE THIS

i-miss-jim-moriarty:

a-l-e-c–l-i-g-h-t-w-o-o-d:

anxieteaandbiscuits:

a-l-e-c–l-i-g-h-t-w-o-o-d:

merryspidermas:

Sherlock, I’m a goldfish. Shut up and go back to your weird Latin book

You’re a different kind of goldfish. The tolerable kind that gets the milk. And it’s grEEK NOT LATIN-

wElLl sORrY IM NOT A GENIUS SOCIOPATH LIKE YOU YOU MANIAC!!!! JUST GO AND GET SOME BLOODY MILK!

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I’LL GET THE MILK CALM DOWN-

wait did you just call me a genius

You got milk? @anxieteaandbiscuits @a-l-e-c–l-i-g-h-t-w-o-o-d