sherlock-nanowrimo:

The thing that is really interesting to me is how the whole episode of ASIB, people think Irene’s feminine wiles are affecting him, but if you watch, Sherlock behaves exactly the same as usual.  He loves to solve puzzles, he loves people that are clever.  He hates to fail, especially if there are casualties.

He ignored Irene’s texts, all 57 of them, because he didn’t give a shit about her.  He’d failed in his assignment and it was no longer interesting after that. Then he got her phone and realized she was probably dead, was irritated that she hadn’t come to him for help before she was in imminent danger, but now he will occupy himself with figuring out why she died.  Solve her murder – it’s kind of his thing. 

Sherlock wasn’t eating and he was composing music because it helps him think, and when John asks him what he’s thinking about, Sherlock answers him: he’s trying to figure out the passcode.  A week later she turns up alive, trying to get John to collude with her behind his back.  Now it’s not solving her murder, but whatever game she’s trying to play.  He engages her with the text because he knows it’s part of the game, and then the next day he’s x-raying her phone.  

When she shows up in his bed, he calls her a client, probably happy that they’re finally done with the cat and mouse bullshit.  He solves the puzzle in 7 seconds because he was practically gagging to finally know what the hell was going on.  Once he’s cracked the code, and Irene is pretty much offering herself to him, another piece of the puzzle presents itself and he’s literally brushing her aside to resolve that one.  He goes into his mind palace for awhile, and when he comes out, he starts talking about what was on his mind and Irene ignores this and starts flirting with him.  He shifts his hand for the sole purpose
(we later find out) of taking her pulse to find out what her deal is.  He seems completely unperturbed that Mrs. Hudson interrupts them. 

Later, after the fall out with Mycroft, he’s listening to their convo, irritated by the impenetrability of the phone, deep in thought, and then finally realizes what the passcode is and tells her that she’s lost the game.  But she was a worthy opponent and maybe he still considers her his client, so he saves her life.

The whole time John thinks he’s pining for Irene.  Even Mycroft thinks that Sherlock only solved the puzzle to please her, but it was really the puzzle itself that mattered. Moriarty knows this, and lures him in with more puzzles two episodes later.  

keigan-of-sweden:

liripip:

unleashthemidnight:

glixbitch:

uudenpaskanhaju:

Upea galaxy brain huomaus herra presidentti, arvasit meidän salaisuudet miten estetään metsäpaloja maassa missä mikään ei ole kuiva

I feel like there might be a slight difference in climate between Finland and California aksjdksja

I wish I was Finnish so I too could make fun of this 😂

Finns are generally very polite and quiet. You know you’ve fucked up when the entire country publicly makes fun of you.

tony-luvv:

starkcontrasts:

magic-metal:

asaelia:

arachnaboy:

spideyandstark:

the-flightoficarus:

lol-you-thought:

imagine-assembling-the-avengers:

hollycornish:

mr-starkasm:

ruffaled:

i-am-irxnmxn:

jess-b-xo:

reylynch:

greymantledlady:

kiyaar:

proud-to-be-a-puff:

anthcny-stark:

thebookofavenging:

textbookstarkissism:

tonystarkdefensesquadmember:

textbookstarkissism:

kay-cas19:

rdjay:

itsallavengers:

academicgangster:

cinnamonrollbucky:

viudanegraaa:

a-salty-alto:

viudanegraaa:

ok tonight’s bullshit discourse: tony’s best outfit, objectively, is the black coat he wears in Oslo in AOU

If that isn’t what he’s wearing during the party scene then you’re wrong

#second is his putfit in cap 3 when he fights bucky during his breakout HIGHKEY AGREE.

I will agree with you both about #2 but like y’all need to fix your priorities when it comes to Most Attractive Tony

This is IM2 Leather Jacket erasure.

Putting in my own two cents here, because:

Need I say more?

Sorry I had to add my im2 fav Look™

Uhhh…. This suit tho.

Y’all really out here acting like any one of these is the loser

Fuck the im2 race suit is tough to beat AND UGH THE LEATHER IS SLEEK but

I stand corrected. This one wins

I don’t have a photo!

But can we please not forget when he went to clint’s farm and looked absolutely adorable wearing clin’t outfit!

I know thus isn’t technically an OUTFIT but like. I have strong feelings about the iron man suit w/ no helmet + sunglasses

@thebookofavenging

this one?

You’re all???? Wrong?????????

Come on guys. You’re all forgetting something:

i’ll leave this here

how ya’ll forget the im1 greasy workshop shirt??? 

Let’s not forget this one

And this one

Okay, are we seriously not going to talk about this majestic af robe from Iron Man 2? Y’all disappoint me.

Hmmm guys, can I make a few additions?

“After months in hell I still look fine as fuck”

“I look soft but I’m Vengeful Prepare To Feel My Wrath”

“I know I’m a delight and you feel honored to be in my presence. You’re welcome.”

“I’m wearing a Black Sabbath shirt because, you know, Iron Man”

“I’m wearing a suit because I am a Serious Billionaire Business Man but also a silly shirt because I Don’t Like Rules and sunglasses to hide im heartbroken”

“I Am supposed to be A Responsible Adult And You’re Grounded Young Man”

Anyway no one can lose this argument because we’re all winning.

@hellomissmabel

I’ve gotta play the iconic moment card, sorry.

I know one of y’all put him dressed in this and it looking all nice and put together like it’s worth a few million dollars or something BUT CAN WE ALSO POINT OUT HOW GOOD HE LOOKS WITH EVERYTHING LOOSENED??? Homeboy is looking like a goddamn snack meal buffet in that outfit hot damn.

*happy sigh*

How the fuck did you forget the graphic cat tee + sunglasses look

Excuse all of u but how dare u all forget that moment of tony decked in all black with a leather jacket, angry and speaking french? Unmatched

Always reblog

Yeah but we’re forgetting about the reverse strip tease??

Oh and this Look™️ them glasses and jacket tho

I’m gonna have to add this onto the Reverse Strip Tease one bc not only is Bleeding Edge armor porn, Bleeding Edge forming around Tony from this angle is a godsend and peak cinematography

Y’all really gonna act like the simple stuff with a bit of blood dont make him look sexy as hell????

or the “ive been living in these clothes for 3 months but i still look like the hottest thing on the market” look?????

don’t even got to tell you how his “im dead but a dedicated walmart shopper” is sexy af too

bakerst233b:

sincewhendoyoucallme-john:

For when you don’t hear back from me…

Hey fandom,

Because all of you are the most kind, enthusiastic, supportive, and lovely people, I am beyond lucky enough to have a full AO3 inbox, encouraging asks on my tumblr, and a long list of personal messages. It’s so incredible. Such a privilege.

In life right now, though, I’m completely overwhelmed. Drastic job and living changes are happening very quickly, and I can barely spare the extra time to write for pleasure, both now and in the foreseeable future.

So, for the few of you who will see this, I wanted to put it out there that I’m not ignoring the messages and comments and love. But I need to make some changes to focus on my life. Which means that, for the time being, you won’t be hearing from me at all or seeing me on tumblr, twitter, or AO3.

I’m still slowly working on Gallant Darling when I can, and my next fic after that, but aside from those postings I’ll be largely offline.

Thanks for understanding! And sorry to those of you who have been waiting on a reply or response, and who will be kept waiting. Love you all!

JOHNSTRA—-

*cough*

I mean

JOHNLOCK FOREVER. 💕

Love you.

sirasanders:

kingofthesun:

So I Have a Tiny Chicken

Keep in mind, it’s not a batam chicken, it has some birth defect that makes it smaller than an average small chicken, we think. I don’t know. We didn’t expect this.

This is Cicero.

We thought Cicero was a rooster, mostly from fear of him being a hen and trying to lay an egg, only to end up egg bound.

Well, today we learned that Cicero the Rooster is actually Cicero the Hen.

AND LOOK

AT WHAT

SHE LAID

A TINY EGG.

I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.

IF WE HATCH IT WOULD A TINIER CHICKEN BE HATCHED??

WILL IT CONTINUE UNTIL WE HAVE THE SMALLEST CHICKEN IN THE WORLD??

WHY DID MY SISTER NAME THE CHICKEN AFTER HER MATH TEACHER??

WHAT IS GOING ON???????

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES IM LAUGHINGWJSJKD