afishlearningpoetry:

afishlearningpoetry:

John is in love with Sherlock and is so deeply afraid of it he would literally rather die then tell him.

I can’t believe you’ve done this. Gotta say it w the accent!!!😂

peachygoat:

armorabs:

we know plankton and krabs have been playing poker together for 15 years

we also know this episode aired before the episode where pearl turned 16

while the non-continuity & non-chronological order of the series means that assuming that pearl was 15 in welcome to the chum bucket is a fool’s gamble – it’s reasonable enough that if there is an episode about her turning 16, her character was likely conceptualized as being 15 years old prior to that point. but either she was 15 or she was 16 in welcome to the chum bucket … and either way, that’s about as long as pearl’s been alive.

we also know that pearl is krabs’ biological daughter … through a combination of facts … and were given reason to believe that something happened to the mother of his child shortly after pearl’s birth that made him depressed. she’s not around anymore and no longer apart of their lives in any way shape or form.

we also know plankton and krabs were childhood best friends, going on to have an on-again-off-again friendship for years prior to spongebob getting a job at the krusty krab … and the two are shown to occasionally have moments where they truly, genuinely care about each other deep down, despite the rivalry …

conclusion: plankton might have started playing poker with krabs to cheer him up after the death of his wife

oh thank god i thought you were going to say plankton was pearls mom

armoredsoftie:

at this point literally everyone is on avengers 4 but none of the actors are on set???  what the fuck are they filming?? the last scene where random b-list celebrities have cameos for the grand sing and choreography??? disney style!

ghostfacw:

me desperately trying to come up with a reason to do something stupid I definitely shouldn’t do

captainesc:

elderberrycoughdrops:

i miss being 5 years old and collecting the static from the tv with my hands

madelion13:

Peter Hale did that™

An ironic bitch™

This iconic gif

Dresses like a bond villain

He sure is⬇️

Fuckin jacked

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

autumngracy:

salvadorolliesout:

superjellycake:

mydollyaviana:

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

but OP how could you not tell them the best part

“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”

I—

Mulan, introducing her soldiersona: Hello yes it is me, a twink

nifigiri:

ryo-maybe:

Where is the video with the dude running as if he’s about to do the sickest skateboard trick, but then he just keeps running