slightly-taller-than-a-hobbit:
Thorin, to Smaug: Fuck you.
Thorin, to Thranduil: Fuck you.
Thorin,
to Azog:
Fuck you.
Thorin,
to Bilbo: Fuck me.
Thorin, to Bolg: Fuck you.
Thorin: I’m out. *rides down a river of lava with sunglasses on*
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