Basically Sherlock
Person: *dies*
Lestrade: The Yard can fix this!
Sherlock: Bitch no u can’t
Lestrade: No we can’t. Sherlock help!
Sherlock: Already on it. Started it without your consent. John come along!
John: I don’t want to go!
John: *goes anyway* *the two of them gay- I mean go*
Sherlock: *solves crime*
John: *probs saves his life*
Sherlock, all ominous-like: It was Moriarty.
Moriarty: Hehehe
Lestrade: Sherlock, listen to me!
Sherlock: no
Mycroft: Sherlock, listen to me!
Sherlock: no
Anderson & Donovan: Sher-
Sherlock: no
Mrs. Hudson: Sherlock, dear-
Sherlock: no
John: Sherlock.
Sherlock: Yes John? What is it, John? Are you hurt, John! Whatever it is JAWn!
Basically.