So has anyone written a bagginshield au where Thorin and Bilbo act more like Gomez and Morticia Addams? Because that would be amazing.
Thorin constantly using Khuzdul pet names. Bilbo willingly letting Thorin kiss every inch of him no matter where they are.
“Don’t torture yourself, Thorin. That’s my job.”
“Look at my hobbit. I would die for him. I would kill for him. Either way, what bliss!”
And like the Addams Family everyone in Erebor would be used to it not giving it a thought until someone like Thranduil comes to the mountain. He’s confused and eventually sickened…and Thorin knows and loves this and practically has Bilbo in his lap throughout their meeting.
I feel obliged to make this happen, but… Nanowrimo….. Maybe later?
Bootsrcool 