the-cumberbatchs-stupid-penwing:

Sherlock: I don’t like your name.

John: What? Why?

Sherlock: Actually, I don’t like your last name.

John: Watson? What is wrong with it?

Sherlock: You should change it.

John: I can’t change it, but if a would for what do you like to change it for?

Sherlock: For something more…suitable.

John: Like what?

Sherlock: Holmes. *leaves the flat*

John: Wait a minute, SHERLOCK HOLMES, DID YOU PROPOSED ME?!