Alex the robot is reading me porn as I do my actual, paid work, which is boring as fuck and which I already know will not be what the guy wants, because I know him and he’s a pain in the ass like that.
But, I had two cups of half-caf (that’s one cup of full-caf, if you’re counting), which has left me wide awake at nearly … *checks* … 2 am. It’s my punishment for laying around like a wet towel all day.
To whoever it was on my dash today who rec’d michi_thekiller’s You Give Me Fever – THANK YOU. Jesus fuck, it is stunning. Erotic and beautiful, a teen greaser!Lock AU and not at all what I was expecting. Just – go read, seriously. Like, right now. I’ll wait.