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let talk about that stupid bagginshield wedding ok (the one that happened after Thorin healed and Erebor was getting back on its feet)

• the whole of the mountain basically covered in flowers
• literally COVERED, thorin imported hundreds of them and the dwarrows all went a bit mad
• Bilbo manages to pursuade Thorin to allow the elves to come but he only agrees so they can see Erebor in all its splendour
• Thorin trying to get Bilbo to wear loads of jewels but Bilbo only ends up wearing a few because he glared at Thorin till he got his way
• Bilbo making sure that Thorin wears blue because he loves him in that colour
• Thorin trying not to cry when he first sees Bilbo
• Thorin thinking that Bilbo’s the most beautiful thing he;s ever seen and all of Erebor’s just looking at their love-stuck king like ‘oh dear, he’s such a sap’
• Thorin having tears in his eyes and trying to control them
• Bilbo having eyes for no one but Thorin
• Bilbo saying his vows in Khuzdul and Thorin’s jaw literally hitting the floor because he knew that Bilbo was trying to learn but he never thought he’d hear his beloved talking in Khuzdul almost fluently
• Thorin breaking down because he loves Bilbo so much and Bilbo’s saying the sweetest things about him IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE KINGDOM
• DWALIN SOBBING IN THE BACKGROUND
• Bilbo having flowers braided into his hair
• Balin shouting ‘THANK MAHAL FOR THAT’ WHEN THE CEREMONY IS OVER ( he fed up of the pinning)
• WEDDING RINGS WITH TINY ACORN’S ENGRAVED ON THEM
• THORIN AND BILBO GETTING VERY DRUNK AND BEING ALL OVER EACH OTHER AFTERWARDS
• DIS AND BALIN HAVING TO SEPARATE THEM BEFORE THEY RIP EACH OTHERS CLOTHES OFF IN FRONT OF ALL THE NOBLES
• THORIN TELLING EVERYONE HOW AMAZING HIS HUSBAND IS
• THORIN CRYING BECAUSE BILBO’S HIS HUSBAND ‘DWALIN I MARRIED HIM … I MARRIED BILBO … BY MAHAL ARE YOU SURE HE ACTAULLY LOVES ME’ ‘FOR MAHAL’S SAKE THORIN HE MARRIED YOU, I THINK HE LOVES YOU’
• JUST THORIN AND BILBO GETTING MARRIED