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[The coffee pot is found broken at 221b]

Eurus : So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.

Molly : I did, I broke it –

Eurus : No. No, you didn’t. Sherlock?

Sherlock : Don’t look at me. Look at Mycroft.

Mycroft : What? I didn’t break it.

Sherlock : Hmm. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Mycroft : Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.

Sherlock : Suspicious.

Mycroft : No, it’s not!

Mary : If it matters… probably not… but Irene was the last one to use it.

Irene : Liar! I don’t even drink that crap.

Mary : Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee table earlier?

Irene : I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Mary!

Molly : Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Eurus.

Eurus : No. Who broke it?

Greg : Well, John’s been awfully quiet.

John : Really?

Greg : Yeah, really!

[Cut to Eurus in the room, the rest of them fighting in the background]

Eurus : I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.