shinka:

i’m sorry but look at his pensive look. he just… pauses, then asks and the pause is so important, so important, he’s like “hummm should i try… something?” he looks away, thinks and then just “alright fuck it, it’s just a question right? just to make sure because this is not weird or anything to ask this question to my flatmate i barely know”

this is how someone who’s not straight tries to know if they have a chance. i *do* this all the time with girls i’m interested in but who seem heterosexual.

LOOK AT HIS FUCKING SMILE THIS IS NOT THE SMILE OF A GUY WHO’S ALL “OH WELL EVERYTHING IS FINE BY ME I’M NOT A HOMOPHOBE I’M JUST ASKING” THIS IS THE SMILE OF A BISEXUAL MAN WHO THINKS “YES HE DID ANSWER DIFFERENTLY TO THIS QUESTION HE SOUNDED DIFFERENT WHEN I ASKED ABOUT HIS BOYFRIEND. TIME TO MAKE SURE HE’S SINGLE OR NOT.”

also look at how he shakes his head when he says “so you’ve got a boyfriend”, he’s anticipating a negative answer so he can go for the kill later

i repeat: this smile is not the smile of a man who’s like “wow okay i’m sorry if my question bothered you”, this is the smile a man who’s relieved and happy because he thinks he has a chance. and don’t let me begin on the lip thing. he’s like “hum yes, great. he’s single, i’m single, this is amazing.”

DAMN JOHN YOU’RE SMOOTH. AND BISEXUAL.

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