Blaise: They call me coffee because I grind so fine 😉
Hermione: Oh my god
Harry: They call me coffee because I keep you past 2am
Hermione: Harry, not you too…
Draco: They call me coffee-
Hermione: Please no
Draco: Because I’m dark and bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of who I am.
Hermione: Oh.