the best analogy for bisexuals i’ve ever heard

coffeebisexual:

aconnormanning:

favouriteghost:

werewolf: i’m a werewolf

person:
ok so when you’re in human form you’re a human, and when you’re in wolf form you’re a wolf though.

werewolf:
no. i’m a werewolf. human form = werewolf. wolf form = werewolf. always a werewolf. no matter the circumstance or appearance, I AM ALWAYS A WEREWOLF

Fact: bisexuals are also werewolves

a novel by r. j. lupin

Haha thank you all. This is my life!

camyberry:

hentai-ass:

commandereyebrows:

sixpenceee:

This is glorious and even thought it doesn’t fit in the range of all the paranormal, I MUST share

It works like this: You tell Kitestring that you’re in a dangerous place or situation, and give it a time frame of when to check in on you. If you don’t reply back when it checks your status, it’ll alert your emergency contacts with a custom message you set up.

It doesn’t require you to touch anything (like bSafe) or shake your phone (like Nirbhaya) to send the distress signal. Kitestring is smarter, because it doesn’t need an action to alert people, it needs inaction.

MORE INFORMATION

reblogging because this is seriously amazing.

This shouldn’t even be an app this should be an integrated feature into all phones on every OS

Ok, guys. Thi is really important.
You have to reblog that and read the whole article.

  • This will never happen to me
    You can’t tell. Otherwise, if you don’t want to do for yourself, maybe among your follwers someone need this information.
  • I’m a man, i don’t care.
    You should care the more. What if it was your sister? Again, spread the word. There may be someone needingths.

You can never tell. As far as we can’t handle back maniacs, PLEASE, prevent yourself ❤

Coffee Squad

Blaise: They call me coffee because I grind so fine 😉
Hermione: Oh my god
Harry: They call me coffee because I keep you past 2am
Hermione: Harry, not you too…
Draco: They call me coffee-
Hermione: Please no
Draco: Because I’m dark and bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of who I am.
Hermione: Oh.

Symptoms of reading good fanfic

flsongbird722:

~ Bloodshot eyes from staying up until 3am (it was just getting good around midnight!)

~ Uncontrollable smiling in public while thinking of your OTP (these dorks. I love them)

~ Giggling (sometimes cackling) at the most inopportune times. (Bus, class, church, bathroom…)

~ A desire to hide somewhere at work or school just to keep reading. (Oh, hi… I was just looking for some staples… For the last hour)

~ Forgetting that this isn’t how it actually happened in cannon… (What do you mean he’s dead? He’s not dead! *hysterical laughter*)

~ Loud sighing once finished with a fic. Followed by immediately looking for another fic.

This is the most truthful tumblr post!
My eyes aren’t bloodshot anymore, got used to it. And When I was in highschool, I’d his in the bathrooms to read that one chapter, and finish my assignments in record time so I could put my head down and just READ!! ( fan fiction motivated me to learn quick so I could be done with it!!)