Things That Need to be Fixed in the Eventual Harry Potter Remakes

didyousaymaraudersormurder:

lala-lady-elena:

jinglyrump:

  • Ron Weasley needs to be more like he was in the book
  • Same goes for Draco Malfoy
  • Please make Charlie important again and not just seen once in a photo
  • PEEVES
  • The Hogwarts ghosts in general should be seen more
  • Hermione was awesome but still fell short of how awesome so fix that
  • I know he’s the title character but the series really isn’t called “The Angsty Mr.Potter and Everyone Else Who is Mostly Inconsequential”
  • PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT GINNY SHE IS MORE THAN SOME LUSTY FANGIRL WHO EXISTS JUST FOR HARRY TO LOVE
  • The tattoo scene
  • Again, Ginny
  • No really please don’t fuck up Ginny again I actually liked her in the books
  • Apple orchard quidditch scene
  • gnome hunting scene
  • like really a billion awesome scenes from the burrow
  • DRACO FUCKING MALFOY
  • In fact highlight some of the other Slytherins as well
  • Like Parkinson or Zabini
  • Who honestly were ACTUAL SHITHEADS
  • Talk about Hufflepuffs
  • Talk about Ravenclaws
  • AGAIN THIS SERIES IS NOT CALLED “THE ANGSTY MR. POTTER AND ONLY GRYFFINDOR HOUSE MATTERS”
  • Don’t white wash Lavender Brown again, wtf were you thinking

Feel free to add on to this

  • REGULUS ARCTURUS BLACK!
  • Winky existed.
  • Dobby’s job at Hogwarts.  And basically his entire plot outside of CoS
  • Beauxbatons and Durmstrang were not gender segregated.
  • The entirety of the PoA movie.  Every.  Single.  Second.
  • James and Lily Potter were twenty one.
  • Remus, Sirius, Peter, and Snape were in their early thirties.
  • The actual Snape’s Worst Memory that showed him calling Lily a Mudblood instead of just James Potter being a bully.

•that part were Fred died like WTF was that

Dumbledore wearing pointy hats with moons and stars.

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